Differences in New years eve before and after kids

• BEFORE Body of a teenager .........AFTER body of Rosanne Barr.
• BEFORE No need to find a sitter.......AFTER planning a year in advance to find one for the "big night".
• BEFORE Trying to decide what to wear from your extensive wardrobe of "trendy" clothes.........AFTER trying to find your "spit up stain" free sweat suit that you can breath in when you sit down.
• BEFORE Deciding to go to the coolest bar to dance the night away......... AFTER deciding to go to the bar that isn't as crowded so that we can have a bar stool to sit on so that we are not crying at the end of the night with back/leg pain.
• BEFORE sticking to original plans of a night out on the town hanging with the "cool" people....AFTER deciding that the quiet house feels pretty good and stay home renting movies, falling asleep at 11:30 and saving the money, the headache in the morning that going to a bar brings and sleeping in without a curly headed beam of sunshine wanting cereal at 7:30 in the morning.