The recipe for disaster...

1 cup of stomach flu in a one year old
2 cups of sinus infection in that same one year old
3 tsp of smart mouthed 5 year old
1 cup of one year old without her paci
one whole package of incredibly supportive husband that travels for his work


-In a 14X80 box mix the 1 cup of stomach flu and the 2 cups of sinus infection. (This part can be very messy and require alot of clean up, also causing you to lose many sitter options! So proceed with caution)

-Once this mixture has reached a smooth consistancy (this usually happens when you are exhausted from mixing the previous mixture) the 3 tsp of smart mouthed 5 year old should be added into the mix. This will cause the batter to get very loud and volital, this is when the 1 cup of one year old without her paci will be added. Blend until smooth.

-Allow this mixture to sit for about 13 days all while keeping the whole package of incredibly supportive husband in a completely different physical location than the mixture. Although this ingredient will be VERY important for giving you the desire to finish the process of making this dish, it's contents will have limited ability, due to location, to affect the mixture.

-You will be able to tell that your batter is almost ready when you see history of sneakiness rise to the top. That is when the surprise ingredient comes into play....Arguement with Mother-in-law. You only need a dash of this to finish off the recipe. Although this ingredient is hard to locate at the grocery store, it is given to you freely when you when you don't push the ignore button on your phone.

After all ingredients mixed together, ball up mixture and chuck it into the oven and bake at 350 until it looks like a big lump of crap. LOL! This dish goes really well with a side of sarcasm.